putting the "f" in befuddled

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trans dude who digs dudes, comics, and dark humor.
nsfw on the regular
I write, eat,bike,feel and drown in my feelings.
Here's where I come to do one of those things and talk about the rest.
I can be a bit effeminate, a lot quiet, and have no appetite for apathy, ISFP

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via pvtmoxain)

— 5 days ago with 640245 notes

laurajanegracefacts:

Laura’s true form is a crow. If you’re trans and see a crow, it’s probably Laura checking if you’re being a true trans soul rebel. If you’re a TERF and see a crow, run.

— 5 days ago with 35 notes
wakeuphealthy:

Hale to the Kale
This batch batch comes from Katrine van Wyk, holistic health coach, nutrition coach, and yoga teacher. These powerful detox smoothies keep in the fridge for a day, so feel free to make several rounds at once, van Wyk says.
Serves 1-2
½ pear ¼ avocado½ cucumber½ lemonhandful of cilantro1 cup kale (packed)½ inch ginger½ cup coconut water1 scoop protein powder (hemp, pumpkin or pea works great!) pure water
BLEND all ingredients.
http://www.prevention.com/weight-loss/diets/25-delectable-detox-smoothies?s=4

wakeuphealthy:

Hale to the Kale

This batch batch comes from Katrine van Wyk, holistic health coach, nutrition coach, and yoga teacher. These powerful detox smoothies keep in the fridge for a day, so feel free to make several rounds at once, van Wyk says.

Serves 1-2

½ pear 
¼ avocado
½ cucumber
½ lemon
handful of cilantro
1 cup kale (packed)
½ inch ginger
½ cup coconut water
1 scoop protein powder (hemp, pumpkin or pea works great!) 
pure water

BLEND all ingredients.

http://www.prevention.com/weight-loss/diets/25-delectable-detox-smoothies?s=4

— 5 days ago with 26 notes

pumpkinskull:

grumpyspacetoad:

fun fact about being gay: you do all that high school emotional shit in your twenties because you didn’t get to do it in your teens

1. this makes so much sense
2. trans = extra hard mode?

(Source: darnhomosexuals, via tchy)

— 5 days ago with 9702 notes

alxndrmrtnz:

but you need to see this entire joke

so good

(via soulsistalesbo)

— 5 days ago with 282 notes

vexstacy:

teratocybernetics:

a-drays-mind:

kiana-m:

mattisbollywood:

wildbearpajamas:

My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

interracial couples are always cute

Oh my god that is so precious. 

KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.

 I’m sorry but

B-Babuhs~ ;v;

I’m cry.

too cute to not reblog. I literally tried not to reblog this but my heart wasn’t having any of it. lol. 

(Source: timedragonclock, via justthinkingaboutcatsagain)

— 5 days ago with 357181 notes
cultofkimber:

Sexual orientation: this. 

cultofkimber:

Sexual orientation: this. 

— 1 week ago with 40 notes

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

(Source: scaredpotter, via pizza)

— 1 week ago with 137800 notes